Monday, February 13, 2012

Happy Valentines Day

If you are single, try not to think about the fact that right now Newt Gingrich is having more sex then you this Valentines Day. If you are with someone, try to still not think about that.

And now, a love poem:

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Fuck you, whore.
                                                            ---(500) Days of Summer

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